Monday October 15, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator: Aboard an alien-infested liner orbiting europa:
Bunni: Captain, We're down to two cryokits here, and we only have one free back on the transport.
Tagon: Just patch folks up as best you can for now. Kevyn said he was sending doythaban with some more equipment. They should be able to 'port in momentarily.
Narrator: Deep in the asteroid belt.
DoytHaban: Whoa, they've extended Europa's anti-port net clear around Jupiter.
Ennesby: Well, that'll only cost us another half-hour. You want to play another game of chess?
DoytHaban: Sure. Mate in seven.