Monday October 15, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator:Aboard an alien-infested liner orbiting europa:
Bunni:Captain, We're down to two cryokits here, and we only have one free back on the transport.
Tagon:Just patch folks up as best you can for now. Kevyn said he was sending doythaban with some more equipment. They should be able to 'port in momentarily.
Narrator:Deep in the asteroid belt.
DoytHaban:Whoa, they've extended Europa's anti-port net clear around Jupiter.
Ennesby:Well, that'll only cost us another half-hour. You want to play another game of chess?
DoytHaban:Sure. Mate in seven.