Friday, August 4, 2000

Transcript for Friday, August 4, 2000
Tagon: Our contract has put us in a bind. We only get paid if we deliver, but it turns out we are delivering a bomb to kill innocent diplomats.
Tagon: I'm here to tell you that at times like this a mercenary needs to review his two priorities.
Tagon: Priority number one: get paid. Priority number two: Live long enough to spend your money.
Breya: What about priority number three? Feel good about yourself?
Tagon: Do what I do. Learn to feel good about yourself when you get paid.
Breya: There's a word for people like you.
Tagon: Yup. "Mercenary". It was in the employee handbook.
Schlock: I'm still hung up on "Innocent Diplomats".


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