Thursday, August 31, 2000

Transcript for Thursday, August 31, 2000
Narrator: "Miraculously, Schlock's amorphous body contained most of the blast. There was only one casualty..."
SFX: KA BOOM!
Brad: What's this cottage-cheesy lump on the wall here?
Kevyn: I think that's what's left of Schlock.
Brad: And here?
Kevyn: Ugh...
Kevyn: Well, start scraping him into a pile. He's an A-Morph. I think he might regenerate.
SFX: Poke Poke
Brad: Look, I'm finger-painting.
Kevyn: And if he does regenerate, he will have a very limited appreciation for your art project.
SFX: Smear Smear


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