Tuesday, January 16, 2001

Transcript for Tuesday, January 16, 2001
Narrator: We return you to your scheduled plummet, currently in progress...
Schlock: falling... gotta spread myself thinner...
Schlock: splay, baby, splay... I am a wing...
Schlock: I am a kite....
Schlock: I am a wafting tissue...
SFX: Plummet
SFX: waft
SFX: THWUPP
Schlock: Correction: I'm now a wafting tissue wrapped around a big, armored booger.
Brad: That's not funny.


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