Massey: Well, Massy... This is it. A splatteringly spectacular end to a short, unadventurous life.
Massey: The ground will come up and greet me, and it will all be over instantly. Painlessly. I might as well enjoy the view for the next few minutes...
Narrator: Meanwhile, below...
Schlock: So THAT'S what that switch is for...
SFX: FLIP
Schlock: Yeeeee-HAH!
SFX: THOOOOM
SFX: GLULHP
Massey: It's dark in here.
Schlock: Quit wiggling, or it'll be dark and wet.