Sunday, March 25, 2001



Note: I'm not sure where to find the jibbenmast or the gravystem on a Tausennigan spacecraft. I would assume they are in the usual places, above and below the annie-plant, but I could not clearly identify them in the picture. Perhaps the Tausennigans design those bits differently. It's what we've come to expect from warlike marsupialoids.

Transcript for Sunday, March 25, 2001
Narrator: Ennesby, tagon, brad, and shv'uu are off to buy a warship...
Tagon: Okay, ennesby. 'port us out to the juibel system. The ship is waiting for us at these coordinates.
Ennesby: Coordinates look good. Here we go.
SFX: TERAPORT
Ennesby: Well, here we are.
Brad: Where's the ship we're looking for? behind this space station?
Tagon: This isn't a space station, brad.
Tagon: You are looking at the bargain of the millennium. A genuine tausennigan thunderhead superfortress... One of the most fearsome classes of warship ever to ply the stars.
Tagon: She's just over a kilometer from jibbenmast to gravystem, and can deploy up to sixteen dragon-class warships. She'll carry a crew of 200, along with a droplement of up to 10,000 soldiers, depending on species.
Tagon: The best part is that she'll fly herself... You don't really need crew on this baby. The thunderheads are controlled by an onboard A.I. that's smarter than a hundred ennesbies.
Ennesby: Is that so?
Tagon: I meant it in the best possible way, ennesby.
Narrator: Okay, so it's a cool spaceship. Can we move the plot along now, please?
Footnote: Note: I'm not sure where to find the jibbenmast or the gravystem on a Tausennigan spacecraft. I would assume they are in the usual places, above and below the annie-plant, but I could not clearly identify them in the picture. Perhaps the Tausennigans design those bits differently. It's what we've come to expect from warlike marsupialoids.
PDCL:
Shv'uu:


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