Saturday September 9, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


Der Trihs: For the last time, I am not bitter.
Schlock: Sorry. I'm just trying to help.
Ennesby: You're right. Bitter is the wrong word. You're more like crotchety, now.
Ennesby: Except that you can't really be crotchety without a -
Der Trihs: I said don't go there!!
Ennesby: I know! Cantankerous! You can definitely be cantankerous!
Der Trihs: Get me out of this jar!!