Sunday September 24, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!
According to Benzel's Comic Lexicon of the 31st Century (Harper & Blow, 3116), "YUMMMBZZZTTHP" is, strictly speaking, the sound of an automated defense system digesting hot death. We apologize for any confusion this may have created.

Transcript

Narrator: Behold the Kelrik Hub... current location of Tagon's Toughs, and their ship, the Kitesfear. The Hub is also home to some of the most hard-nosed, thick-headed, anal-retentive FoodService Inspectors in the galaxy.... the K.F.D.A.
Narrator: Tagon's Toughs are here, returning from an eventful evening meal.
Narrator: The Kitesfear is docked here, manned only by her new master chef.
Narrator: Coincidentally, the K.F.D.A. FoodService Commandos are also right here. What fun...
KFDA commando: Arrest him, men, he's been touching food with his bare hands!
Ch'vorthq: Eek!
Tagon: Hey. How come the hatch is locked?
SFX: Tap Tap
Breya: Where did this 'Condemned' tape come from?
SFX: (Auto-Maim hatch defense system) Swivel
Brad: Why is the Auto-Maim hatch defense system tracking on us?
Schlock: Eek?
Tagon: Don't...
Tagon: just...
Tagon: stand...
Tagon: there!
SFX: (Auto-Maim hatch defense system) Swivel
Schlock: Uh-oh.
SFX: (sound of schlock exploding)
Ennesby: Eat Hot Death!!!
SFX: (Auto-Maim hatch defense system) YUMMMBZZZTTHP.
Breya: This horrible. They've blown Schlock all over!
Kevyn: It's not so bad. He'll regenerate. The same thing happened just last week, remember?
Breya: No. Last week Schlock did not get blown all over me. Look at me! This is horrible!
Brad: I found an eyeball! Hey Schlock! Can you see me?
Kevyn: Eek.
Kitesfear:
Footnote: According to Benzel's Comic Lexicon of the 31st Century (Harper & Blow, 3116), "YUMMMBZZZTTHP" is, strictly speaking, the sound of an automated defense system digesting hot death. We apologize for any confusion this may have created.