Thursday October 5, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Schlock: How many guards are posted at the aft hatch?
Jud: I'll never talk, you mercenary scum!
Jud: Eek!
SFX: (Schlock eats Jud) GUHLP
Schlock: You've seen how fast I can eat. Would you like to find out how fast I can digest?