Saturday September 23, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


Schlock: I know why you won't date me. It's Kevyn. You love Kevyn.
Breya: Of course I love Kevyn.
Breya: He's my brother.
Schlock: Your brother!?
Schlock: Wow. So. . . How did you feel when you found out?
Breya: What are you talking about!?! I've always known. We grew up in the same house!
Schlock: Oh. . . What kind of a lame Sci-Fi story is this, anyway?
Breya: Don't ask me. Ask the Narrator.
Narrator: I know. Let's have some more shooting. At you two.