Friday September 22, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Everybody's Gotta Eat


Schlock: Hey, Admiral. How about you and me go out and pick up a holo-feature.
Breya: Are you asking me out on a date, Mister Schlock?
Schlock: You betcha.
Breya: Mister Schlock, I am an Admiral and you are an enlisted man. Er...thing.
Schlock: Are you saying you're too good for me?
Breya: No, no, it's not that. I'm saying I think we should keep our relationship professional.
Schlock: So you want me to pay you? I have money...
Breya: You were right the first time. I'm too good for you. Definitely.