Friday August 12, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?
Note: Games Workshop fans may wonder if the text on Elf's weapon reads "CLUEHAMMER 40,000," and if so, whether that infringes upon Games Workshop's "Warhammer" and "Warhammer 40,000" properties. Well, it's like this... the Clue hammer she is wielding weighs in at just over 88 pounds. It is the 40,000 gram model, and is thus branded "CLUEHAMMER 40,000". Clue hammer aficionados often refer to it as the "Cluehammer 40kg." Once in a while you'll get someone calling it the "Cluehammer 88," but those imperial weights and measures are fast dying out.


Captain Tagon: What the. . .!? Elf, are you flirting with me?
Elf: Yes.
Captain Tagon: Oh. . . I, Umm. . .
Captain Tagon: Why?
Narrator: Some nuts are a little harder to crack.