Saturday August 13, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Captain Tagon: Okay, I get it. You're flirting with me because you like me. Fine. Lieutenant Foxworthy, you can come along.
Captain Tagon: But assemble an honor guard to come with us - Schlock, Pronto, Nick, and whoever else you think will round out the detail.
Elf: Are you concerned about your security, sir?
Captain Tagon: I didn't say "security team." I said "honor guard."
Kevyn: The Captain wants chaperones, Lieutenant.