Saturday February 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bombs Ahoy


Narrator: The reverend and the doctor are stuck in an elevator.
Reverend: Yeah, the seminary was a real challenge, but it was nothing compared to the workplace.
Bunni: How so?
Narrator: It's going to be another sixteen hours before they're freed.
Reverend: All those lectures on morality and ethics paled in the face of the true dilemmas of modern business.
Reverend: You've got to eat, but you've got to stay true to your principles, it was hard.
Bunni: Oh, yes. I learned that lesson putting myself through medical school...
Bunni: ...As an exotic dancer.
Reverend: Keep us from temptation...
Narrator: What's your definition of "eternity?"