Wednesday January 31, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bombs Ahoy


Narrator: T-Minus six minutes, and counting. . .
Tagon: Breya, get yourself and all personnel downside ASAP.
Breya: First, explain why you are issuing orders to me, Tagon.
Tagon: I can't, Admiral. As an over-promoted thug, I lack the ability to convincingly explain myself in times of crisis.
Tagon: Two words: "bomb on board."
Breya: Wow. Assonance and alliteration. I'll excuse your inability to count past two.