Friday December 27, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part III: Handsome Ransom


Narrator:Captain Tagon hurls his epaulet at an unsuspecting foe...
Tug Shandal:Hah! Ye'll have to do worse than jus' throwin' wee sharp things at me!
Tagon:Fire in the hole.
Tug Shandal:Och! Can we get a medic in the hole? Me gauntlet is lodged in me codpiece.
Narrator:Censored. You don't want to see this, really.
Luna Elephas: