Friday December 27, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Post Post-Dated Check Loan


Narrator: Captain Tagon hurls his epaulet at an unsuspecting foe...
Tug Shandal: Hah! Ye'll have to do worse than jus' throwin' wee sharp things at me!
SFX: Tink.
Tagon: Fire in the hole.
Tug Shandal: Och! Can we get a medic in the hole? Me gauntlet is lodged in me codpiece.
Narrator: Censored. You don't want to see this, really.
Luna Elephas: