Monday December 16, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part III: Handsome Ransom


Lex Callister:Enough chatter! Everyone lie down, and put your hands behind your head!
Tetrisoid Tough:I can't lie down.
Luna Loxodont:I don't have hands.
Lex Callister:It's times like this I start feeling really, really bigoted.
Junshodan:I don't have a head.