Transcript for Sunday, December 15, 2002
Narrator: Four bounty-hunters descend on a homeless shelter, with mayhem in mind...
Narrator: Their targets are a few of the volunteers, and the mayhem they are planning involves ransoming a hostage or two.
Narrator: This is a homeless shelter for sentient elephants, though. Any additional mayhem will probably be overkill.
Shodan: Captain, They're showering themselves with the soup!
SFX: BLAM
Lex Callister: Awright, nobody move!
Tagon: You're kidding, right?
Lex Callister: Nobody moves, or somebody gets hurt!
Tagon: I see four of you. I've got half a platoon of armored infantry with me. That means you're probably right. Once my people start moving, somebody is going to get hurt. I'll give you four guesses who it'll be.
Lex Callister: You might be armored, but the elephants are not.
Your little community project won't look so hot if they get caught in a crossfire.
Jevee Ceeta: Hey, that's clever- ransom the elephants for the hostages we want to ransom for Doyt.
Lex Callister: Huh? Oh, yeah. That's my plan, all right. I'm glad i thought of it.
Tug Shandal:
Junshodan:
Unknown Bradicor Tou:
Brad:
Luna Loxodont: