Wednesday January 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Narrator: A conflict unfolds between attorneys...
Attorney Drone 1: Mister Reynstein, you would do well to learn the difference between "not working for" us and "working against"us.
Massey: Sorry, clone-head. I'm just following my heart. You see I've got one.
Attorney Drone 1: Ah, yes. You refused our offer, claiming that we could not provide you with a nice, clean conscience.
Massey: That's right. I've got a strong sense of integrity. You can't make me feel good about doing the wrong thing.
Attorney Drone 1: I looked into the matter. It turns out we can.
Attorney Drone 2:
Massey: Unnnhhh...
Attorney Drone 1: It just requires a little surgery.
Narrator: Okay, so they are all lawers. Right now you are supposed to be feeling sorry for the heroic, human one...