On television, seven minutes of non-stop action compresses to about thirty seconds of air-time.
This is not television. We'll be dragging this out for at least a week. Pull up a chair, pop some corn, and grab me a cold one.
We realize that some of you do not have the emotional mettle to remain healthy while waiting for the conclusion of our little plummeting drama. In order for you to get some sleep tonight, well give away a few highlights of the conclusion:
Only three individuals will hit the concrete. Two of them will die. The third will feel very, very stupid, which is quite fair.