Thursday January 11, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Narrator: Welcome to the shirt-pin, height: 6125 meters It is the tallest structure in upper Nectaric city, Luna.
Narrator: Level SQ, floor 08: Drones of the Partnership Collective hold Massey Reynstein, recalcirant (but honest) attorney, captive.
Attorney Drone Colle:
Narrator: They were followed by a pair of heroic mercenaries... but where are our heros now?
Narrator: Level EC, observation deck...
Schlock: Hang on, let me gargle some more milk.
Brad: That's cheating.
Narrator: ...Loogey-launching.