Wednesday October 3, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Thurl: Sir, I'm getting an emergency request for bids. Someone on europa needs an armed boarding party. Looks like the first troops to get on the scene will get the job.
Tagon: We're good for that. Send our bid, and let them know we can be there as soon as we get clear of the anti-port net.
Bunni: Sir, I don't think that we have a full complement of medical gear on board.
Tagon: We can always send for more gear later, doctor. Right now we're in a hurry.
Narrator: To say that these are 'famous last words' would be both an understatement, and a blatant act of foreshadowing...