Wednesday October 24, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001
500 STRIPS! That's right, today is the 500th day of consecutive, uninterrupted Schlock Mercenary. Celebrate by buying a Schlock Mercenary t-shirt (the gift that keeps on giving me royalty money... at least as soon as I sell enough of these things to recoup my costs).

Alternatively, you could just go tell a friend about Schlock Mercenary. They might not thank you for it, but I will.

Transcript

Diamond Bug 1: I know I got the last of them. I ran up that little tunnel and cut up the green, gooey one, and a skinny one that was out of its shell
Diamond Bug 2: That green, gooey one is dangerous. Hanna cut up lots of bits off of it, but it put itself back together.
Diamond Bug 1: Oh, Now you're just telling scarey stories and trying to spook us. Nothing can put itself back together like that!
Schlock:
Footnote: 500 STRIPS! That's right, today is the 500th day of consecutive, uninterrupted Schlock Mercenary. Celebrate by buying a Schlock Mercenary t-shirt (the gift that keeps on giving me royalty money... at least as soon as I sell enough of these things to recoup my costs).Alternatively, you could just go tell a friend about Schlock Mercenary. They might not thank you for it, but I will.