Saturday October 6, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Bunni: Sir, I took a quick inventory, and there are only five cryokits on board.
Tagon: You've got a full hospital aboard the 'post-dated check loan.' We just need to get Petey out here.
Thurl: Doesn't the U.N.S. fleet have Petey on their 'Extreme Prejudice' list. You know, shoot on sight and all that?
Tagon: He can be quiet about his arrival. Nobody will notice.
Bunni: And if somebody does notice, well, it's a good thing he's got that hospital on board, right sir?
Schlock: Wow. Way to look on the bright side, Doc.
Tagon: Both of you shut up. I need to think.