Friday October 19, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Nick: We're cutting them to bits, sarge, but they're getting pretty close!
Schlock: Fall back, everybody! We'll regroup in the dining room!
SFX: Skrutch bbblam
Schlock: I said fall BACK. I didn't say fall...
Schlock: ...down?
Brad: Promise you won't let me die...