Friday October 5, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Tyola Captain: The liner is 2400 meters long, and about 600 meters in diameter. Here are the complete schematics, so you can find your way around.
Tagon: That's very helpful.
Tyola Captain: You've also got the keycodes for every door on the ship, and the access codes for the engines and the computers.
Tagon: Excellent. Thank you.
Tyola Captain: And if you find yourself peckish, and with a little spare time, this card is good for unlimited servings from the autovend.
Schlock: Do you need me to hold that for you sir?
Tagon: I'll manage just fine on my own, sergeant.
Princess Tyola: