Wednesday October 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Hob: So, whaddaya think these monsters look like, Elf?
Elf: I bet they're big and ugly. But not quite as ugly as you.
Hob: Ha! My momma'd slap you silly if she heard you talkin' 'bout her boy that way.
Elf: Eeep.
Hob: What? Did I just put the fear of my momma into tough little Elf?
Hob: ... Or is there something really big and ugly, but not quite as ugly as me, standing right behind me?
Elf: Uglier. And there's four of 'em. On three?
Diamond Bug 2:
Diamond Bug 1: