Tuesday September 25, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Magic Dream-Land


Thom: Sarge, this guy's the one from the database. We've got no time to lose. We need to go in now, and hit 'im hard.
Schlock: We can't charge in blazing like that. He has hostages in there.
Thom: Our options are limited here. This is a rough customer, and we can't take him down without some shooting. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Schlock: Good idea. I'm going to go eat some cake. Wait for my signal.
Thom: Maybe I should have picked a food-free cliche.