Tuesday October 16, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Hob: Geez, Elf it's hard to believe sensei got taken down by one of those things.
Elf: Yeah, but seeing's believing, Hob.
Hob: Like how I'd have to see you in the buff to believe you're a woman?
Elf: You want to see 'buff' Hob? Stand a little closer when you say that and i'll 'buff' the floor with you.
Hob: I'd rather you saved that up for the enemy.
Elf: Oh, rest assured, there's plenty to go around.
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