Wednesday May 26, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: Sergeant, you're free to go.
Schlock: Okay, thanks. See ya, loser.
Ozvegan Griz: Don't you want to know what happened?
Schlock: I know enough. Massey owned you with his legal-jitsu, and I get to walk.
Ozvegan Griz: Actually, we learned that Acey Nubs' gate-clone smashed you, pinned him, and then Acey killed the clone with your plasgun
Schlock: I got'cher legal-jitsu right here, briefcase-boy.
Massey: Where's the harm in letting the lawyer look like a good-guy for once?