Wednesday May 19, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Coroner: Griz. I found something. The clothes the vic came to me in are not the clothes he was wearing when he was killed.
Ozvegan Coroner: I stepped through the exam in replay. And the camera angle nailed it down. Judging by the pattern of burns and the residues, the vic was undressed after he was shot, re-dressed in these clothes, and then shot again so the burns would match.
Ozvegan Coroner: Except the bruns don't match. Almost, but not quite.
Ozvegan Griz: Any indication of why this might have been done?
Ozvegan Coroner: Griz, I'm a coroner, not a psychic.
Ozvegan Griz: Now that would be helpful. Just ask the vic who killed him, and we could all go home.