Wednesday May 5, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)
It's Online Comics Day!
At last count there were over 100 online comics participating in the event. After you enjoy my contribution, click on over here to the hub and get a taste of the broad diversity online comics have to offer.


Massey: Hi, Massey Reynstein. I'm Sergeant Schlock's Attorney.
Ozvegan Griz: Does he know that? We assigned him a public defender, and he ate it.
Massey: Ah. Was it one of those partnership collective attorney drones? Our Company is legally authorized to collect bounties on those.
Ozvegan Griz: It was so fast. Grab, stuff, crunch. . . I almost missed it.
Massey: I'm guessing you don't usually get to see the horrific violence you're investigating when it actually happens.
Ozvegan Griz: He's wearing it's necktie like a trophy.


Author: Oh, that's for online comics day.
Sandra: So that's supposed to be me reading Schlock scripts?

Author: But Sandra, you're a huge part of Schlock Mercenary. Watching you read the blank scripts is one of the most important steps in my creative process. I can't do this without you.
Sandra: And if I let you draw me into it I'm going to end up with boobs out to here.
Author: Not out to there. But yeah, they'll be bigger.