Saturday May 8, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper: Griz, you're a CSI, not an interrogator. What are you doing in here with the suspect?
Schlock: He's asking me questions!
Ozvegan Griz: This is where all the action is right now, Copper.
Ozvegan Copper: And it's action you're not trained for. Now get back to your lab before I take away your field privileges.
Ozvegan Griz: I got to watch him eat a lawyer!
Ozvegan Copper: And it's coming out of your paycheck.