Tuesday May 25, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper: Those account traces came back. We had to issue warrants, but we got the information.
Ozvegan Copper: Acey Nubs' burnt lower-left hand was used to authorize a single action sixty-two minutes after time-of-death.
Ozvegan Copper: He granted power-of-attorney to an A.I. which then shunted all of his wealth through a series of launderings. We lost the trail, and ... Why are you rooting through the dumpster.
Ozvegan Griz: No case is complete without a good dumpster-dive.
Ozvegan Copper: Griz, this is our dumpster.
Ozvegan Griz: I found some cool bugs.