Wednesday May 12, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: Ryk, you've blown chunks over pretty much every corpse you've been in front of. Are you sure you want to be a forensic scientist?
Ozvegan Ryk: I'm serving the community, and making sure the bad guys get caught.
Ozvegan Griz: Yeah, but most people stop outputting through the input port after a few weeks. You've been here for three years.
Ozvegan Ryk: In that three years I've seen 16 murderers locked up, and two of them executed.

And I've lost almost 40 pounds.

Ozvegan Griz: Oh. I thought you'd just gotten a really good haircut.