Thursday February 8, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bombs Ahoy

Transcript

Narrator:Station offices, tier 10, the new "top" of luna's hellevator
Hellevator Suit 1:Sir, the counterweight station is gone, and an explosion just took out tier 11.
Hellevator Suit 2:So, technically we're not in orbit anymore.
Hellevator Suit 1:I guess not.
Hellevator Suit 2:Which means we are now FALLING.
Hellevator Suit 1:I don't like the sense of urgency in your voice.
Hellevator Suit 2:Oh, it's nothing urgent. We've got a couple of days to jury rig the grav systems before the accelerated final collapse begins...
Sign:Tier 10
Hellevator Suit 2:...Killing everyone living within a kilometer of the equator
Hellevator Suit 1:See! It's that tone of voice I don't like.