I'm Peter Caruthers and you're watching HN3, The HyperNet News Network. Tonight's top story, power has been restored to Luna's orbital elevator.
Hundreds of passengers rejoiced when their elevators again sped them safely to their destinations. Some of the last passengers to debark were armed mercenaries, who reportedly assisted in the evacuation.
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An in an ironic twist, the final elevator escapees were Reverend Theo Fobius, and a former stripper, stage-named 'Bunni Gusto.'
Nick:Hey. That's Doctor Bunnigus. I didn't know she was a stripper.
Schlock:I'd just like to say how thankful I am for the invasive nature of the free press.