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Peter Caruthers:I'm Peter Caruthers and you're watching HN3, The HyperNet News Network. Tonight's top story, power has been restored to Luna's orbital elevator.
Peter Caruthers:Hundreds of passengers rejoiced when their elevators again sped them safely to their destinations. Some of the last passengers to debark were armed mercenaries, who reportedly assisted in the evacuation.
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Peter Caruthers:An in an ironic twist, the final elevator escapees were Reverend Theo Fobius, and a former stripper, stage-named 'Bunni Gusto.'
Nick:Hey. That's Doctor Bunnigus. I didn't know she was a stripper.
Schlock:I'd just like to say how thankful I am for the invasive nature of the free press.