Monday February 12, 2001
Peter Caruthers:Good evening, I'm Peter Caruthers, and you're watching HN3, the HyperNet News Network.
Peter Caruthers:Tonight's top story, Bobby the Brontosaurus, the top-drawing attraction in the petting zoo at Nairobi's 'Mesozoic Park,' fell ill today and projectile vomited on a crowd of 300.
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Peter Caruthers:Preliminary reports indicate that although there were no injuries, many children were inappropriately fascinated with the event, resulting in much parental consternation.
Sign:Sports news Cubs over the Lakers in double overtime 6-love, 6-love, 103 to 98
Peter Caruthers:In other news, Luna's space elevator has been cut, and may come down from orbit this week, killing anyone within a kilometer of the equator.