Friday February 23, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bombs Ahoy


Bunni: Well, Nick, I've got good news for you. The Admiral talked our HMO into some better benefits. This means that you get to keep all five fingers on that new hand.
Nick: Cool. Now I can count past eight!
Nick: I saw the news. . . Izzit true you used to be an exotic dancer?
Bunni: *sigh* Yes, It's true.
Nick: Well?
Bunni: How would you like to be able to count to ten as a soprano, Corporal?