Saturday February 17, 2001
Breya:Captain tagon, did you know corporal schlock has been day-trading shares of the company in his spare time?
Tagon:I guess those options we gave everybody went to his lumpy little head.
Breya:It's worse than that. I checked the exchanges, and apparently he owns sixty-two percent of the common stock. He can sit on the board with our investors, and dictate terms to us if he wants to.
Tagon:I wonder what he wants...
Schlock:I want to be a sergeant.
Tagon:You drive a hard bargain, soldier.