Thursday February 22, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bombs Ahoy

Transcript

Schlock:So, Reverend... I heard our doctor used to be an exotic dancer.
Reverend:It's true.
Schlock:And you were stranded in an elevator with her for 18 hours. Too bad about that celibacy thing.
Reverend:My order doesn't do celibacy. We take an oath of chastity.
Schlock:What's the difference?
Reverend:When you are alone in an elevator with a beautiful woman you barely know... *sigh* There isn't a difference.
Schlock:You religious people have too mant words for 'responsible behavior.'