Mercenary Provisioning, with the club-card...
Thanks for shopping at costclub. May I see your receipt please?
I've been through three security checkpoints, a metal detector, an x-ray machine, one-way tire rippers, and the body-cavity search queue.
So there is absolutely no way I could have gotten this far without paying for the merchandise on this hover cart.
So you won't mind showing me your receipt, right?
Member benefits desk, Exit, Ovalkwik, Stabbs Smokehouse chili
I can't. I got so hungry waiting in line here that I ate it.
That's okay. We can fish it out with another body cavity search, sir.