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Peter Caruthers:Peter Caruthers here, with HN3, The HyperNet News Network. Details are coming in about the incompetency behind Luna's space elevator catastrophe.
Peter Caruthers:The explosion originated in a mercenary cruiser owned by Andreyasn Interstellar/Intergalactic enterprises, a development-stage company in the spacecraft market sector.
Peter Caruthers:In related financial news, shares of Andreyasn I.I.E. (Symbol: ASININE) have plummeted over ninety-five percent in heavy trading on rumors that their experimental hyperdrive caused the explosion.
Peter Caruthers:Which raises the question. . . Where are they finding investors foolish enough to be buying this tainted, worthless stock?
Tagon:You almost done with that terminal, Corporal?
Schlock:Couple of minutes sir. I'm playing 'The Price is Right' online, and I think I'm winning.