Peter Caruthers here, with HN3, The HyperNet News Network. Details are coming in about the incompetency behind Luna's space elevator catastrophe.
The explosion originated in a mercenary cruiser owned by Andreyasn Interstellar/Intergalactic enterprises, a development-stage company in the spacecraft market sector.
In related financial news, shares of Andreyasn I.I.E. (Symbol: ASININE) have plummeted over ninety-five percent in heavy trading on rumors that their experimental hyperdrive caused the explosion.
Which raises the question. . . Where are they finding investors foolish enough to be buying this tainted, worthless stock?
You almost done with that terminal, Corporal?
Couple of minutes sir. I'm playing 'The Price is Right' online, and I think I'm winning.