Saturday February 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bombs Ahoy


Narrator:The reverend and the doctor are stuck in an elevator.
Reverend:Yeah, the seminary was a real challenge, but it was nothing compared to the workplace.
Bunni:How so?
Narrator:It's going to be another sixteen hours before they're freed.
Reverend:All those lectures on morality and ethics paled in the face of the true dilemmas of modern business.
Reverend:You've got to eat, but you've got to stay true to your principles, it was hard.
Bunni:Oh, yes. I learned that lesson putting myself through medical school...
Bunni:...As an exotic dancer.
Reverend:Keep us from temptation...
Narrator:What's your definition of "eternity?"