Wednesday May 5, 2004
Massey: Hi, Massey Reynstein. I'm Sergeant Schlock's Attorney.
Ozvegan Griz:Does he know that? We assigned him a public defender, and he ate it.
Massey:Ah. Was it one of those partnership collective attorney drones? Our Company is legally authorized to collect bounties on those.
Ozvegan Griz:It was so fast. Grab, stuff, crunch. . . I almost missed it.
Massey:I'm guessing you don't usually get to see the horrific violence you're investigating when it actually happens.
Ozvegan Griz:He's wearing it's necktie like a trophy.
Author:Oh, that's for online comics day.
Sandra:So that's supposed to be me reading Schlock scripts?
Author:But Sandra, you're a huge part of Schlock Mercenary. Watching you read the blank scripts is one of the most important steps in my creative process. I can't do this without you.
Sandra:And if I let you draw me into it I'm going to end up with boobs out to here.
Author:Not out to there. But yeah, they'll be bigger.