Saturday May 8, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper:Griz, you're a CSI, not an interrogator. What are you doing in here with the suspect?
Schlock:He's asking me questions!
Ozvegan Griz:This is where all the action is right now, Copper.
Ozvegan Copper:And it's action you're not trained for. Now get back to your lab before I take away your field privileges.
Ozvegan Griz:I got to watch him eat a lawyer!
Ozvegan Copper:And it's coming out of your paycheck.