Wednesday May 26, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz:Sergeant, you're free to go.
Schlock:Okay, thanks. See ya, loser.
Ozvegan Griz:Don't you want to know what happened?
Schlock:I know enough. Massey owned you with his legal-jitsu, and I get to walk.
Ozvegan Griz:Actually, we learned that Acey Nubs' gate-clone smashed you, pinned him, and then Acey killed the clone with your plasgun
Schlock:I got'cher legal-jitsu right here, briefcase-boy.
Massey:Where's the harm in letting the lawyer look like a good-guy for once?