Monday May 24, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)

Transcript

Ozvegan Coroner:It checks out, Griz. The fire patterns, the blood splatter, the amorph traces.
Ozvegan Coroner:Acey Nubs' Gate clone tried to kill him, and ended up the victim.
Ozvegan Copper:You know, there are still some laws on the books that make it difficult to distinguish between a gate-clone and the original.
Ozvegan Copper:Technology has created situations under which some existing precedents can be extrapolated to absurd verdicts.
Ozvegan Griz:What's your point, Copper?
Evvi-bot:Remember when I called "attempted suicide?"
Ozvegan Copper:You owe my Evvi-bot an apology.