Monday May 24, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Coroner: It checks out, Griz. The fire patterns, the blood splatter, the amorph traces.
Ozvegan Coroner: Acey Nubs' Gate clone tried to kill him, and ended up the victim.
Ozvegan Copper: You know, there are still some laws on the books that make it difficult to distinguish between a gate-clone and the original.
Ozvegan Copper: Technology has created situations under which some existing precedents can be extrapolated to absurd verdicts.
Ozvegan Griz: What's your point, Copper?
Evvi-bot: Remember when I called "attempted suicide?"
Ozvegan Copper: You owe my Evvi-bot an apology.