Thursday May 27, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Tagon: I understand you and your team worked to clear my man of the murder charge.
Ozvegan Griz: We just let the evidence clear him.
Tagon: You still deserve thanks. Most people can't put aside their prejudices long enough to look at actual facts.
Ozvegan Griz: Our legal code requires us to presume innocence until we've established guilt.
Tagon: Innocent? Schlock is anything but innocent. I'm just glad nobody caught him doing the stuff he's usually guilty of.
Ozvegan Griz: I'm so happy to be able to take credit for turning him loose on an unsuspecting society.