Saturday May 22, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Coroner:Harrick's right, Griz. This transfer is from Acey Nubs' lower-left hand, and it's positioned like he was bracing the gun while firing.
Ozvegan Coroner:Unfortunately, there's no matching burn on the late mister Nubs. All three of the hands we have from him are unburnt.
Ozvegan Harrick:Any nanomeds in his system? Maybe the burns healed post-mortem.
Ozvegan Griz:Guys, we've had it all wrong the whole time. There's a much simpler answer.
Ozvegan Griz:Our victim was killed by his clone, and we've got the clone's right hand on ice.
Ozvegan Harrick:It's a bad week when clonicide is the simple answer.